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Hey, grow up, and GO FUCK YOURSELF. :)

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A macaw about to unleash his evil plot

“I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.”

me tonight

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Via gay swag;

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Via All that prosthetic makeup drains you.

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I will never not find this video hilarious

reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious

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OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN TOO LONG

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NEVER NOT REBLOG

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#Gayboyproblems no.32: Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:

Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
Me: This is so true...thanks for summing up everything. oh well.

Via The best of us must sometimes eat our words

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Holy hell….

I graduate tonight…. I honestly cannot believe it…. Like, where the hell did the time go?!?!? I am happy of course, but i am shocked too…..

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Via Riddo1!

me at graduation tomorrow :)

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lol well, its because I’m being honest :P you are probably my fav blog :) do you have a skype?

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Leviticus 20:13:

If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Nice try, Colbert.

Leviticus was written approximately 1400 years before Jesus’ birth.

Nice try, artemispotter.

Old Testament =/= New Testament. Seriously. Also, Leviticus also commands you to learn the Torah, which, if you’re getting Old and New confused, you clearly haven’t.

Not to mention the other ridiculous laws in Leviticus (and Deuteronomy, as well), including the following:

No mixing of different types of fabric

No having sex with a woman on her period

Curse your mother or father? You must be killed

Disabled people cannot worship God

Stubborn children should be stoned.

So…. still want to argue how valid the OT is?

Also, in the Bible!=Jesus said it, anyway. Even in the NT, there are a lot of people who aren’t Jesus giving their opinions.

Truth.

Only if the words are in red (in many translations) does it mean that Jesus said it.

FWIW, the apostle Paul and I would not have been friends. Mortal enemies is more like it.

Hey, guys, remember that one time when Jesus declared Levitican law irrelevant?

The former regulation is set aside because it was weak and useless(for the law made nothing perfect), and a better hope is introduced, by which we draw near to God.

-Hebrews 7:18-19.

Having been Jewish for, you know, ever, I am endlessly amused at the Christian Right’s reliance on Leviticus. Even I, who didn’t understand the theological difference between Catholics and Protestants until I took a course on Christianity in college, knew that Jesus was totes anti-Leviticus.

Seriously, people…

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Would you like some blessed ice for that holy burn?

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